every single time I want to be on my own for a while I meet a nice cute boy and I get all deer in the headlights because I want to run away but CAN’T
tonight was so depressing and reminded me of why i’m perfectly content being on my own.
i had to help one of my best friends move her stuff out of her boyfriend’s apartment, because he broke up with her for no reason. seeing how rough that was on her and thinking about how that was me back at the beginning of november just really makes me nope so hard
new set of qualifying questions for boys who want to date me
- are you a sociopath?
- do you say jif or gif?
- are you going to be pissed off if i don’t sleep with you immediately?
- what pokemon do you identify most with?
- how long has it been since you last fed your neopets?
i’m finding it more and more necessary to ask the hard-hitting questions before i get in too deep.
going to spend tonight snowed in, listening to sad music, and wondering why my life is so fucking weird
Dating as a twenty-something
oh my gOD i’m texting this attractive guy and he’s telling me how he bought these japanese candles and he said they were weird and i asked why and he started talking about how weird they tasted and i got really confused but before i realized he had typed candies i asked him why he was eating candles and THIS IS WHY IM SINGLE
my ex got a new girlfriend
HOPE SHES READY FOR THE SOCIOPATHY
i don’t know why but i’m feeling really guilty tonight about someone i hurt back in december. ughhhhhhh feelings are weird
today i got really mad because my ex was listening to my music so i made a playlist called “i hate you” and filled it with angry songs as he watched my spotify activity
couldn’t decide which blair waldorf eye roll to use in response to you so i used both.
also can you not