seeing your reflection when watching tv :/
a hilarious joke
three cats are competing in a race. there’s an american cat named “one two three”, a german cat named “ein zwei drei”, and a french cat named “un deux trois”. the cats all swim across a lake. the american cat finishes first, the german cat finishes second, but the french cat is nowhere to be found.
because the un deux trois quatre cinq
IM LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS JOKE IF YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IT I FEEL SO BAD FOR YOU
what she says: im fine
what she means: you must be ned starks bastard
My friend from germany made a twitter and I literally cry at all of his tweets
- You: Your ex is attractive.
- Partner: Which one?
- You: ME.
- You: BYEEEE
having a text message conversation with my professor because i am that c00l
Track: Crap, voice typo.
my favorite thing about kermit the frog is that sometimes he makes this face