this is my human. when human is fussy, i just pet it like this.
as you can see, human is calm.
three cats are competing in a race. there’s an american cat named “one two three”, a german cat named “ein zwei drei”, and a french cat named “un deux trois”. the cats all swim across a lake. the american cat finishes first, the german cat finishes second, but the french cat is nowhere to be found.
why?
because the un deux trois quatre cinq
IM LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS JOKE IF YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IT I FEEL SO BAD FOR YOU

you came to the wrong neighborhood motherfucker
Actually, I think this is the exact neighbourhood I was looking for.
school
finals
papers
work
driving
responsibility
life
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